Before you go, this is for you.
It's a present.
It's the footage of you beating the shit out of Shaw's car.
I took it from the security camera in his apartment.
You committed larceny for me?
Let's just say, I misplaced three minutes of footage.
Thank you. I'm touched.
You're welcome. Okay.
Are you working on Saturday night?
I'm always working.
Call in sick.
You're asking an FBI agent to lie?
I'm asking an FBI agent to dinner.
I'll see you Saturday night.
Good.
What the hell is that in your hand?
It's a present.
She gave you a present?
I don't know about the other guys,
but I don't want you seeing the federal agent anymore.
I'm not seeing her until Saturday night.
Oh, my God! He's dating her.
Relax, my social life and my criminal life are totally separate.
They're not separate if you're dating
the FBI agent who busted Arthur Shaw!
Shouldn't we be avoiding law enforcement?
I never saw an episode of Matlock
where the criminal banged Matlock!
Well, it don't matter. Is this the safe?
Yeah.
Then we have a really serious problem.
You saying you can't open it?
No, I'm saying I never worked on a safe like this before.
I usually break into strongboxes.
You never said it was a real safe made out of steel.
We're going after $20 million.
What did you think it would be? Wood?
What kind of thief can't open a safe?
Well, generally I rob balconies.
Balconies? Like a cat burglar?
That way I never get charged with breaking and entering.
And I never steal nothing over $1,000,
because in New York that shit is a felony.
What do you get? Like potted plants?
No, bitch! I don't be stealing no potted plants!
I steal mostly satellite dishes.
I got a friend of mine who be hooking up illegal DirecTV.
Hey, can your friend hook me up?
No! This is a bunch of horseshit.
Your thief isn't even a thief.
Hang on a sec. You can figure this out, right?
No, I can't figure this out.
I'm serious. You have to find a actual safe-cracker.
Where am I gonna find a safe-cracker?
I don't know. You have to start thinking outside the box.
Shit, you got to find somebody with some safe-cracking history. Think!
So, Odessa, I think we should address the elephant in the room.
What the hell you just call me?
No, no. I'm talking about the anger you have for me.
How you blame me for losing the pension,
which is the last thing I ever wanted to happen.
I know you're a good man, Mr. K,
even though you ruined my life.
Which is why I invited you here.
When I hired you, I made a note that
you worked for your father in Kingston.
He was a locksmith.
Yes, the best in Jamaica.
Uh-huh.
Did he teach you how to open locks
and doors and things like that?
There ain't no lock I can't get by, Mr. K.
I was just wondering, do you think you could open this thing?
That safe has a six-number wheel pack with a double-action fence.
Very tricky spindle.
Probably take me 15 minutes to open.
Fifteen minutes? Could you show us?
What's in it for me?
2:42, Lester at his post.
Couple of NYPD officers at the falafel cart.
Wait a second.
That's Charlie.
What's Charlie doing here?
Yeah, why is Charlie going into The Tower?
What did you do?
I went to talk to Mr. Simon. He called me, said he had a job for me.
He wants me to be the building manager.
He asked you to be the building manager?
Yeah, he offered me your job, so I took it.
That's ridiculous! You're not qualified.
But it's not ridiculous for you to rob $20 million?
I can't believe how irresponsible you're being!
You really think that you're gonna just stroll in there
like Robin Hood and his band of merry doormen
and outsmart the guys with ear pieces and guns?
Why is that so hard for you to believe, huh?
Why can't you just be my skinny Friar Tuck?
Come on! Who's Friar Tuck?
Friar Tuck is the guy who helps Robin Hood!
I can't do this, Josh.
You put one foot inside The Tower, I'm gonna call in a Code Blue.
It's black. It's Code Black!
You call it black, I call it blue.
Maybe I made up new codes, because I'm in charge of The Tower now.
I'm warning you, Josh, come near, it's a Code Blue-Black.
First thing you do, you have to find the entry point.
You have to use your fingers when you find the entry point.
It's all in the touch.
You married?
Say what? You married?
No, I ain't married.
What's up?
Just taking a poll.
Taking a poll?
I'll take your poll.
Why did you call me here?
I got a call two hours ago
from Judge Hollingsworth's clerk.
They're moving Arthur's court date up to Thanksgiving.
Thanksgiving?
The judge wants to avoid a media circus on this,
let him walk as quietly as possible.
It's an act of contrition.
By the way, Agent Denham,
I'll be pressing charges against Josh and all his accomplices
the moment I step out of court.
Come on, he did what you asked, he apologized.
It's time everyone paid for their mistakes.
I agree.
Hello.
There's something that you need to know.
They moved Shaw's court date up to Thursday, and he's coming for you.
You'll be in jail by the weekend.
That really messes up our plans, doesn't it?
Josh, you need to get yourself a lawyer.
Take care.
Great news, it worked.
We're good for Thanksgiving.
My sister will be taking the Q train
to my uncle's house in Brighton.
She cooks for him every year.
How am I gonna know what she looks like?
Here.
Got it. Okay.
"I know some of you believe I'm the reason
"Paul McCartney didn't buy an apartment here in 2008.
"Maybe I did get a little confused
"about the meaning of the word 'wanker.'
"Maybe you heard about the Mrs. Jin incident.
"I know that I'm not Josh Kovaks.
"But today I am your leader.
"And today is Thanksgiving, the toughest day of the year for The Tower.
"Forty-three parties, close to 500 guests, 30 caterers,
"all of Garage 2 blocked until 4:00.
"Today, you might say, is our Super Bowl.
"Today, you might say, we will not lose."
Booyah.
The start of Macy's Thanksgiving Day parade is just moments away.
Three million people will line the streets of this city.
Fifty million more will watch from homes
all across the country and around the globe.
When the parade begins, all eyes turn to the sky
as the largest balloons in the world soar above this city.
It's a sight that brings out the child in all of us.
Hey, Josh, here's your sister's phone.
Great.
She's really hot, by the way.
Watch your head, Mr. Shaw.
Where's Slide?
He's supposed to be here.
They're on the move.
Wait a sec.
Oh, God. - What?
What is it? It's Slide.
Is he coming up here?
Shit! - What is he doing?
He's wearing my suit.
He stole my suit.
He's heading for The Tower.
Well, that's not the plan.
How do you forget a plan? Didn't he write it down?
He didn't forget it.
All that time he spent with Odessa,
he thinks he can open the safe.
I don't understand.
He's going for the money.
Didn't I tell you he would screw us?
What are we gonna do?
We stick to the plan.
We go on Snoopy.
Holy shit! You guys are not gonna believe this.
That girl that moved into 4811?
She's in French Playboy this month.
And in French Playboy, they're even more naked.
Mrs. Goshen is looking for a Turkish loose tea,
an orange pekoe or mint melody.
Well, just send her an assortment, Rose.
"I'm at Lenox Hospital, my water broke."
It's happening. Rose, cover for me.
I'm having a baby. I'm having a baby!
Excuse me. I'm having a baby.
Guys, check it out. Snoopy.
I like Snoopy.
Yeah, it's Snoopy.
- Snoopy! - Snoopy!
It's Huang's birthday! Everybody come and sing.
Ron, Manuel, come and sing.
Come on, everybody. Everybody come on, come on now.
Everybody come on now.
So what happened to Mr. Larkin?
We had to fire Mr. Larkin.
He was involved with some illicit sexual behavior
that we at Chase Manhattan just will not tolerate.
If you wanna wear a black leather hood and whip your own ass,
work at Bank of America.
So you'll be taking over his account, Mr. Davis?
Yes, I will. Working holidays?
We've been very patient with you
with regard to the Fitzhugh foreclosure, but the bank is ready to sell.
And we'd like to personally offer you a finder's fee
if we can move the remodel along.
A finder's fee? Mmm.
We just started demolishing the apartment.
The place is gonna look like new.
It's going to be one of the finest units of the building.
I'd love to see it. Can I see it?
Here you go. There you go.
Well, looks like the staff is having a little party.
We were supposed to be in that elevator.
Come on.
We have to go up. Let's go.
All the way to the top?
So, as you'll see, this entire apartment is being redone.
All new appliances.
Floor-to-ceiling windows.
Hardwood floors.
Oh, hardwood floors. That's nice.
Tell me, are you gonna do the closets over?
Yes, right this way.
Oh, yes. This way.
This is the master bedroom closet.
It'll have new sliding racks.
And what beautiful doors. Are these doors made of mahogany?
Mr. Davis?
Excuse me, Mr. Davis. I'm locked in the closet.
Hello?
Sorry, no cleaning now.
It's okay, I'll come back.
Do you want some cake?
We're celebrating a birthday downstairs.
No, thank you.
It's amazing cake, are you sure?
I'm allergic to chocolate.
I break out in hives. I can't touch it.
Bumbaclot!
You should have tried the cake, man.
Odessa, did he take the cake?
He's allergic to chocolate. I had to beat him.
Oh, shit.
The maid has gone rogue!
Put him in the chair.
Very spacious.
Got it! Come on.
Yeah.
This is incredible. Yeah.
I have to hand it to you, Mr. Kovaks, you were right.
Move away from the safe.
I ain't gonna say it again. Back up!
Are you serious? What are you doing?
Hey, Josh, I'm a thief.
I keep telling you I'm a thief, but you don't want to believe it.
I know exactly what I am. You're the one that's confused.
Now back up before I pop a cap in your ass.
No.
No?
Yeah, no.
Look at my face.
You see how serious I am.
I'm pretty serious, too.
Are you ready to die, bitch?
That's my suit.
Yeah, I got on your suit and your drawers and socks, too! So what?
I want my suit back.
I will blow your face clean off your face! Now, back up!
You think I'm gonna let this shit get away?
You don't have a choice.
I brought my own gun.
Now put your shit down, nice and slow.
You mess with me, you're a dead man. Now drop it!
Okay, all right, all right, all right.
I'm putting it down right now.
Take it easy.
On the ground, you punk-ass bitch!
Bitch, on the ground! We had a plan! Take it easy.
We had a plan! Fitz, calm down.
Come on now. Shit! Fitz, take it easy.
Be cool with the gun, man. Okay. All right.
Relax.
I'm relaxed, you relax!
You sissy... You bitch!
Ladies and gentlemen, America's queen of comedy,
Joan Rivers.
And here's Kanye West.
Charlie, what are you doing back?
Rose, please. I feel like my head's gonna fall off.
I raced over to the hospital, she's not there. I can't find her.
I get into an argument with 15 doctors.
I said, " Where's my wife?" They said, "Your wife's not here."
I called my Uncle Marty in Brighton.
I say, "You got to get over here.
"She's not here. Nobody can find her."
He said, "What do you mean no one can find her?
"She's in the television room, watching television."
I said, "Are you kidding me? Put her on the telephone."
He puts her on the telephone.
I said, "What are you doing? Your water didn't break?"
"No." " Your vagina's not dilated?" " No."
I said, "Why did you send me a text message?"
She says, "I didn't send you a text message. I can't find my phone!"
Have you seen Josh?
Manuel, will you show me the penthouse hallway?
These FBI guys are always falling asleep.
Where is Mr. Simon?
He was showing Mr. Fitzhugh's old apartment to some guy.
Manuel, do you think something strange is going on?
They cut Miss Piggy from the parade.
I think that's strange.
Well, it's been nice meeting you, Agent Denham.
You know, I'm still trying to decide if I should go after your badge.
Either way, no hard feelings on my part.
Maybe we could have dinner sometime, my treat. Huh?
Can I help you?
We have a meeting with Judge Hollingsworth.
Judge Hollingsworth is down in D.C.
He goes down every year to spend the holiday with his daughter.
Are you sure?
There's no one here today, ma'am. It's Thanksgiving.
What the hell is going on?
Back in the car.
Wait, no. Wait a second. Back in the car.
Wait a minute!
Three, four, five,
six, seven, eight.
You open it, Mr. K.
Wow.
Oh, my God.
This can't be real.
Empty! After all this shit, it's empty.
Man, what kind of...
Give me my gun back.
This is over. Give me my gun...
I might need it to get out of here. I'm not giving it to you.
Stop bullshitting and give me the gun. No! I don't want to.
Give me the goddamn gun! Fitz, give him the gun!
Give him the gun! Guys. Guys!
What the hell is wrong with you, man?
You gonna kill somebody in here!
Sorry. - What the hell, man?
Give me that crowbar.
What? Did you find something?
What is that? Gold.
- Real gold? - Holy shit.
The hood is solid gold. Do you have any idea what that's worth?
It's not just the hood. It's the whole car.
This is where he hid the money.
This car must weigh 2,000 pounds.
Sixteen ounces to a pound, that's 32,000 ounces.
The current price of gold is $1,872 per ounce.
Josh, it's about 45 million.
Jesus! $45 million?
Give or take 10 million.
Give me that crow bar. I am going to break a chunk off this bitch.
Are we going to chop it up?
How we gonna do that?
Why don't we take the whole thing?
What?
What are we gonna do? Roll it out the front door?
It's not gonna fit.
It is too big. It won't go through the door.
Man.
And the doors in Fitzhugh's apartment are torn out.
Too bad it is six floors down.
Shit!
How much you say it weighs?
It has to be green, because green means go.
It's moving.
This is crazy.
Josh, this is really crazy.
Okay, all right.
- Got it? - Yeah.
All right.
Hey, do you know of any reason
somebody would want you out of your penthouse right now?
No.
Mr. Shaw, I think you're being robbed.
This is a bad idea. Really? Which part?
The part where you screw us over
and try to take everything for yourself?
Even when you were six you couldn't share.
Maybe I just didn't want to share
with your silly seizure-having ass.
All right, you know what? That's it!
I don't want you talking to me for the rest of the robbery.
Okay, take it up.
All right.
All right, lower it.
A little more. A little more.
Okay, stop!
Grab it, Fitz!
You have to reach out and pull it in.
I really don't want to do that. I wanna go home now.
Home to my old life.
Do you have any idea how happy I used to be?
My wife and I flew first class to Greece.
We swam naked.
We ate lamb.
Stop acting like a bitch and pull that shit in!
He's freaking out. We have to get down there.
Shit.
What are you doing?
That's it, we popped.
We are not popped.
What are you doing?
I'm gonna shoot this guy in the foot when he comes in
and you are gonna slam the door in his face.
No, that's a bad idea.
You shoot the FBI agent in his foot, he is gonna come in here
and he is gonna shoot a nigger in his ass. It's over.
All right, great. You give up then.
I'm out of here. Hey!
I can do it. I'm no bitch.
Yeah.
Okay...
I can do it.
It's kind of like sailing.
Keep moving!
Easy! Easy! Easy! Easy!
I'm not going out there.
I got it!
Oh, no.
Yo, we got a dangler!
Help me!
Fitzhugh is dangling!
- Shit! - Fitz!
Help!
I'm gonna fall!
Josh, help me!
I don't want to die.
There's a rope.
Grab the rope!
I can't!
Listen to me. No!
Take your hand off the car and grab the rope!
It's your only chance!
Yeah! Reach out!
It's too far!
No, it's not!
I got you. I got you.
I got you. Come on.
What are you doing, man?
We're stealing the car.
FBI, you got to let us through.
Can't. The parade is coming right at us for another half hour.
You're gonna have to go around the entire park. I'm sorry.
Holy shit! Whoa!
Josh.
Fitzhugh! What's happening? Are you okay?
Come in. Fitzhugh!
Dev'R eaux.
Charlie?
Where are you? The roof!
We need to swing the car over to the window.
Dev'Reaux, I'm gonna try and reel the car in,
but I'm gonna need your help.
I'm starting to get kind of queasy.
Fitzhugh, get the rope. We're gonna hook it.
I'm gonna call Ralph. What?
I'm getting ready to call Ralph. Who's Ralph?
Pull!
Hi, guys.
God damn it, Josh.
You realize what you have done to me? You have ruined my life.
Do you understand that I'm a part of this now?
And for what? So you could steal a car?
Yeah, worth 45 million, made out of gold.
Gold?
It's worth 45 million?
Give or take 10 million.
All right, come on. Let's push it into the elevator.
I don't think it's gonna fit.
No, it won't fit in the elevator.
But it doesn't have to.
I'm stopping the elevator right under you guys.
Okay. So what do we do when we get it downstairs?
We'll think of something. Check the glove box.
Keys have to be here somewhere.
I don't see any keys. Nothing.
Holy shit!
Josh.
Can you take Lucy on a walk for me?
My feet are swollen, and there's a goddamn parade.
You know, now is not a great time, Mrs. Cronan.
Charlie,
give her one of those liver treats that you keep on your desk.
Yes, ma'am.
Thank you.
Agent Claire Denham requesting backup
at The Tower on Central Park West.
Okay.
All right. On three. One, two, three.
Come on.
Easy, easy, easy!
Okay, it's stable.
That wasn't so bad.
Whoa!
What's happening? Why are we moving?
It's security! They're overriding me!
It's the lobby.
Shh!
Fitz. Take her! Take Lucy! Here.
What? What?
Okay. I got her.
No, no. No!
Stop, stop, stop, stop!
I think they're gone.
We need to get out of here right now.
Slide. Yeah.
We got to use the truck. Where are the keys?
Under the sun visor.
You leave the keys? In New York?
It's a stolen car.
You brought a stolen car to a robbery?
Lester, you still there?
Yeah, I'm here. I'm holding four cabs at the north door.
Slight change of plan.
There's a white truck parked on 60th and Broadway, keys on the visor.
You got to back it up to the elevator.
I'm on my way.
Mr. Shaw, tell me about this safe.
It's empty.
Doesn't matter if it's empty or full.
A hidden safe was never mentioned
in the inventory of your apartment.
You neglected to inform us,
which is a violation of your parole, therefore...
Where is my car? Where is my goddamn car?
I hereby remand you to federal custody until your real court date.
You just forfeited $10 million.
You think I care about $10 million?
You think I care if I spend a few nights in jail?
We both know I'm going to be out by the weekend.
But you let that car leave this building
and I promise you won't get off so easy.
Take him away. Lock it down.
This is Agent Huggins. Lock down the building.
Show me the garage.
Okay. Yes, ma'am.
They got the car. Come on! Come on!
There they are!
Here we go, baby.
Move out of the way.
Go. Go.
Get out of the way!
Careful. Careful. Jesus Christ!
Freeze! Do not move!
Open it.
Son of a bitch! It's a diversion.
Lester, they are gonna get hurt. There is no way out of this.
I don't know what you are talking about.
All I did is steal a truck and try to commit suicide.
Mr. Fitzhugh? FBI. You're under arrest, sir.
Oh.
Please put your hands behind your back.
Miss Montero, FBI, you're under arrest.
Charlie Gibbs, FBI, you're under arrest.
You have the right to remain silent.
Anything you say, can and will be
used against you in a court of law.
You have the right to an attorney.
Mr. Dev'R eaux, FBI. Show me your hands. You're under arrest.
Show me your hands, Josh.
It was smart.
Thanksgiving, the parade, changing the court date,
using Lester as a diversion, lying to me.
We have reservations Saturday night at six different restaurants.
I'll give you the names if you wanna check.
That's okay, I trust you.
Where is my car?
Do you mean the car made of gold?
Gold melted down from the money you stole?
I haven't seen it.
They'll find it.
And when they do, my friends on the bench will take no pity on you.
They'll make sure you go away for a very long time.
See, you people are working stiffs,
clock punchers.
Easily replaced and erased.
And just know that while you are all sitting in jail,
I'll be right up there in the penthouse
of The Tower, doing what I do best.
We may be going to jail for a few years,
but you, you're going for the rest of your life.
How'd you figure that?
I found your ledger.
You know, the one that you stuck
in the owner's manual of your Ferrari.
Tsk, tsk, tsk.
I'm guessing you don't really care about the car.
You could care less about 45 million,
but I bet you want that ledger back.
Am I right?
What do you think you're doing?
Sacrificing my queen.
Okay, you and I are gonna make a deal, Josh.
A deal that will make you and your friends very wealthy.
Do you think that car has value? Multiply it by 10.
In cash.
Dev'R eaux, will you please remind Mr. Shaw?
I'm very sorry, Mr. Shaw, but we don't accept tips at The Tower.
Checkmate.
Hello!
We've got FBI agents and police all over the city.
We know about your friend Slide from Astoria.
Your little trick with Lester may have
gotten the car out of the building,
but it's just a matter of time before we find it.
Who is this?
Director Mazin.
I am Mr. Kovaks' attorney, Miss lovenko.
I will be representing all the defendants in this case.
And you're licensed to practice in the state of New York?
I passed the bar three days ago.
I'd like to request the immediate release of all the defendants.
On what grounds?
These are Mr. Shaw's hand-written notes
detailing his fraudulent business practices.
There are names, dates, account numbers.
My guess is you'll find enough evidence in there
to put him away for a very long time.
But this only happens if my clients walk.
You've been a lawyer for less than a week
and you're trying to bribe the United States government?
Sharks are born swimming, sir.
I'll let everyone walk but Kovaks.
As a first-time offender, he'll probably get two years for the car.
Best I can do.
Nobody else will be charged?
New evidence in the Arthur Shaw trial
has prompted a new plea from the accused swindler.
Sources are now confirming that Mr. Shaw
will enter a guilty plea next week.
Are we gonna do this or what? Mmm-hmm.
Hallelujah!
Welcome to the penthouse, Mr. Shaw.
Look who's coming now.
Wait until I get a hold of your wrinkled ass.
He looks good!
Are you Rose Demato? Yes.
Sign right here, please.
All right, thanks.
It's a gold wheel!